January 2012
88,76% of the posts on my dashboard are spam…what’s up with that?
No, not everything on the interwebs is true… cows don’t cough and you’re dumb.
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I fell asleep watching "Melancholia".
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YOU'RE A BREAD!!
Calling people “cat” and “bread” is a considered a compliment in Portugal. It means you’re really hot and people wanna fuck you.
Bread can only be applied to guys.
This year, i’m gonna ignore my birthday and pretend i’m 21 years old.
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Some people still think you need to “taste” dick to know you’re gay for sure. PAH!!
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acho que é a primeira vez que escrevo em português aqui.
PAJAMA PANTS. NO UNDERWEAR!!
CLASSY BLOGGER AWARD 2011!!
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I had to google what snowballing was. THANK YOU TUMBLR!!
